The Creature from the Black Lagoon stands out from the majority of the monster pack. He's really the only one in the monster pantheon who is not a human (as were Phantom, Hunchback) nor who was not once a human (as were/are Dracula, Wolfman, Mummy) nor is human sized (Godzilla). He is a lot like Godzilla, and not in the guy-wearing-a-rubber-suit way. He's a reaction to human trespass - instead of nuclear, Continue reading »

What with the football and our trip, we didn't run through all that many movies in the second half of last year. (Oh, and I know that this post is about a month behind, so lets not talk about that any more.)

And what movies we did see, not that much thrilled me. But a Top 5 is a top 5, so lets pick

1. Elizabeth I: Disc 1 (2-Disc Series) - Easily the best rental over the last half of aught-six. Helen Mirren is amazing, the production values are high, and the plot is (for the most part) historically accurate. Recommended.
2. Cronos - Another film by Guillermo del Toro (he's the Pan's Labyrinth director). Seems we've taken a liking to his stuff. This film is like a cross between the werewolf myth (an unfortunate accident that afflicts even the pure of heart) and the vampire myth (need blood to live, not keen on sunlight). The film doesn't quite hang together in the end, but it's diverting enough and a clever take on the monster genre.
3. An Inconvenient Truth - Yes, it is a PowerPoint presentation. (Actually a way cooler Keynote presentation, Apple, donchaknow.) And yes it's Al Gore. But it's well done and interestingly paced. Oh, then there's that part of it that's true.
4. Night of the Living Dead - It's just kinda weird that every zombie movie is just a remake of the first one. And they are never about the zombies, always about the group of people trying to survive. No distractions from the action -- efficient and unrelenting.
5. The Wicker Man - Didn't see the remake, but this original 60's Hammer film has got weird in spades. Not your usual Hammer production -- what with the musical numbers and the psychological plotting. They don't quite pull it off at the end, but they were aiming high. Worth a late-night viewing.

Other decent flix:

• Syriana - Even now it's kind of a blur, but a good kind of blur. Pair it with An Inconvenient Truth for an evening of paranoid conspiracy theorizing.
• The Matador - Worth it to see Pierce Brosnan play totally against type.

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It's a rare movie we actually see in the theater. Mostly, it's that wonder of the modern world, Netflix. In posts previous I've listed what we've seen and included a pithy comment on each. Not only is that a lot of pithy writing, I don't think slogging through an unordered list o' crap makes for particularly compelling reading.

So here's the new format, just the top 5.

1. The Devil's Backbone - From Guillermo del Toro, the director of Hellboy, this very satisfying film has a ghost, but it's not a ghost story. It's set in the Spanish civil war, but it's not a war movie. The unique setting and beautiful cimematography complement the memorable story.
2. Bleak House - I never made it through this Dickens novel, but the BBC production is top notch. Well cast, well acted, well adapted. I'd've read the novel if it moved along as swiftly as this DVD.
3. Shaun of the Dead - The name says it all, and it lives up to it. Zombies and funny. Much better film than I'd expected.
4. Grizzly Man - Werner Hertzog's documentary of Timothy Treadwell who lived with, and got killed by, bears in Alaska. Even though Herzog's attitude towards nature in general and bears in particular stands antithetical to Treadwell's, the film shows a balance in it's depiction. As compelling as a train wreck.
5. The Abominable Snowman - I love me some B movies. This is an old black-and-white Hammer film starring Peter Cushing (who is remarkably & comsistently good). Better production & direction than you'd think.

Other cinema goodness (in no particular order):

• Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle - Nothing like well-done stupid.
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance - Subversive western.
• The Thing From Another World - There may not be another movie with snappier dialog and better pacing.
• My Left Eye Sees Ghosts - Surprizingly affective Hong Kong film.
• Bad Santa - Nothing like well-done offensiveness.
• Greg the Bunny: Disc 1 - This series is a masters class in how to kill a great show. In the first disc, the show is a sparkling & funny take on the conceit "What if the puppets on the Muppet Show were real." Seth Green and Eugene Levy are the humans, but the puppets steal the laughs. Until the focus-groups, that is. Disc 2 is remarkable only to see how they screwed it up.

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To rent or not to rent, that’s what this list is about.

• The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948 yes, especially if you had dot com stock options
• The Boys from Brazil, 1978 yes, there’s no Nazis like creepy 70’s Nazis
• The Creeping Flesh, 1973 yes, just to see the film you stayed up so late for in 1976
• Hellboy, 2004 yes, Hollywood, but well done
• Robot Monster, 1953 only if you’d think that a robot in a gorilla suit sounds like fun
• Dracula: The Satanic Rites, 1978 skip, a Hammer film proving that Christopher Lee shouldn’t talk
• Ghost in the Shell, 1995 yes, superb anime
• Bad Boys II, 2003 dunno, can’t remember it
• The Awful Truth, 1937 yes, yes—classic screwball comedy with Cary Grant
• Quatermass and the Pit, 1968 yes, another Hammer film, good Big Idea and they almost pull it off
• Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, 2003 skip, it’s too much and not enough
• The Office: Series 1, 2001, BBC TV series, excruciating to sit through but hilarious
• Signs, 2002 why not, it could have been worse
• The Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, 2003 yes, well done documentaries are so rare
• Underworld, 2003 oh no, worst film I’ve seen in years
• Mulholland Drive, 2001 heh, heh—only if you like David Lynch—but if you do, you’ve already seen it
• Old School, 2003 why not, a guilty pleasure
• Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip, 1982 yes, especially if you missed his 70’s stand up the first time around
• A Night at the Opera, 1935, should be required viewing
• Dracula Vs. Frankenstein, 1971 no, a bad film, but not bad enough to be good

• Chappelle’s Show: Season 1: Disc 1—sidesplittingly funny
• The City Of Lost Children—wierd, French wierd
• The Adventures of Baron Munchausen—wierd, but not as wierd as Lost Children
• Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter—Hammer studios bad 70’s horror—wondrous
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